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There's never enough time to stop and smell the roses nowadays. Last week I was walking through the mall looking for a new shirt for a special occasion. Just as I'm about to hit my favorite store, three late teen girls walk in front of me striking the pop look to the letter.Two of them were quite attractive, but that's where my double take ended. You see, fashion geared for the ladie's today is all about valley girl glamour. I gotta say though, nothing is more of a turn off to a true man than "like oh my god, check out this fake Louis Vuitton". Take my advice, Take out your short cotton flail skirts and burn them all. You'll be one step closer to landing that metro sexual man of your dreams! Think about it ladie's, you're checking out that guy in 60$ capri's, an 80$ pink Lacoste polo shirt and a 40$ hair cut... You look like you just walked out of a bargain basement. Next time you get a chance to look in the mirror girls ask yourself this, would McLaxative approve of this outfit?

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Okay, so hells frozen over. Or has it? I never really cared much about this new craze called blogging (short for web logging apparently). The editor at www.hollywoodtuna.com suggested I find a place for my crazy rants so here I am. Maybe I need a little therapy,or maybe I just need to let out all the dimented thoughts I've held in over the years trying to fit into our prim and proper society. If you prefer etiquette over honesty, political correctness over hard facts... find another blog.